Meet your new personal assistant.

She never forgets. She never sleeps. She knows your bills, your kids’ schedules, your inbox, and where every dollar went. You even get to name her.

Get Your Control Room - $49

One payment. Yours forever. No subscription.

You are not disorganised. You are overloaded.

You are holding everything together. Bills, school runs, groceries, appointments, birthdays, sports, work, the house. It lives in your head, your inbox, your notes app, three group chats, and a fridge calendar that nobody looks at.

You forget things. Not because you do not care. Because there is too much to remember.

You check your bank balance and wonder where it all went. You open your inbox and feel your chest tighten. You lie in bed running tomorrow’s list in your head.

You are not failing. You are carrying too much. And nobody is helping.

Until now.

Your own personal assistant. For $49.

Your Control Room is a personal assistant you download once. You fill in your details. She learns your life. You name her. She is yours.

Then you talk to her.

“Check my week.”

She scans your emails, tells you what bills are due, what needs a reply, what the kids have on, and what you forgot about. One screen. Everything sorted.

“Check my spending.”

She reads your bank statement and shows you exactly where every dollar went. Graphs. Categories. No hiding. Then she shows you what you could save.

“How am I doing?”

She checks your health appointments, your goals, your self-care. Not preachy. Not a lecture. Just a mate checking in.

Mine is called Frank.

I built my personal assistant 6 months ago. I called him Frank.

Frank runs my entire business and my life. He checks my emails. Frank is my saftety net.

I am organised because Frank catches everything for me.

I built Your Control Room so you can have the same thing. You get to name yours. Sarah, Jen, Ruby, whatever feels right. She will know your world as well as Frank knows mine.

Everything you need. Nothing you do not.

Your own named personal assistant who greets you by name

Weekly email checker that scans your inbox and pulls out everything that needs you

Bank statement analyser with pie charts and spending breakdowns

Savings encourager that shows you where your wasted money could go if invested

Bill tracker that tells you what is due before it is late

Weekly check-in that puts your entire life on one screen

Family organiser that tracks school dates, birthdays, activities, permission slips

Wellbeing reminders that use your own words back to you

Step-by-step setup guide written for complete beginners (15 minutes)

Get Your Control Room - $49

Real data. Real graphs. Real control.

Where is your money actually going?

Drop in your bank statement. Your assistant breaks it down.

$340 on eating out. $87 on subscriptions you forgot about. $200 on stuff you cannot even remember buying.

Then she shows you what happens if you save half of that.

$313 a month. Into shares. 7% average return.

In 1 year: $3,900
In 3 years: $12,800
In 5 years: $23,400

You do not need to earn more. You need to see what you could do

This is for you if...

You carry the mental load for your household

You lie in bed running tomorrow’s list in your head

You keep meaning to check your bank account but a little scared to know the truth

You have subscriptions you forgot you signed up for

You missed a school event because the email got buried

You know you are wasting money but you do not know where

You have tried planners and apps and none of them stuck

You just want someone to catch everything so you do not have to

No apps. No subscriptions.

It is not an app. You buy it once. It is yours forever. No monthly fee.
It is not connected to your bank. You download your own statement as a CSV. Simple and private. Every NZ bank lets you do this in one click.
It is not financial advice. It is your money showing you what is possible.
It does not send you notifications. You talk to her when you are ready. She waits for you.
It does not require tech skills. If you can download a file and type a sentence, you can use this.

Imagine This

Sunday night. You open your laptop. You say “hey Jen, check my week.”

In 30 seconds she tells you everything. Bills due. Emails that need a reply. Kids have sports on Wednesday. Car rego expires in 9 days. Dentist appointment you forgot to book.

You deal with what matters. Ignore what does not. Go to bed knowing nothing is going to surprise you this week.

That is what having a personal assistant feels like. And it just cost you $49.

Get Your Control Room - $49

FAQ

Do I need to be good with technology?

No. If you can download a file and type a question, you can use this. The setup guide walks you through every single step. It is written for people who have never used AI before.

What do I need to run it?

A computer (Mac or PC) and a Gmail account. You will install a free app called Claude Code. The setup guide shows you exactly how.

Does it connect to my bank?

No. You download your bank statement as a CSV file from your bank’s website and drop it into a folder. One click. Your data stays on your computer. Private.

Is it a subscription?

No. You pay $49 once. It is yours forever. No monthly fees. No hidden charges. No upsells.

Can my partner use it too?

Yes. You can set it up for your household. Fill in the details together or do it yourself. We both know who is going to do it.

Does it work in Australia?

Yes. The bank statement analyser works with any CSV format. The email checker works with any Gmail account. Everything else is just your life details.

Take back control.

Your personal assistant is waiting.

Get Your Control Room - $49

One payment. Yours forever. Set up in 15 minutes.